ObservationTuesday 07 November 2006 - 13:40:45
Election Day Wisdom
Poll Lady: "Did you like the electronic voting booth?"
My Mother: "Oh yes! Very much. Can I go back and do it again?"
Poll Lady: "Uhhhh..."
My mother is so hilarious. She's always messing with people.
Comment(s): 3 InternetWednesday 01 November 2006 - 12:50:49
Make Me Firefox
I'm having some trouble with the layout of this website in Firefox. Since I use firefox, this irritates me.
Any suggestions?
Comment(s): 6 InternetTuesday 31 October 2006 - 17:03:16
Brian Urban Wins Halloween
Comment(s): 2 ObservationTuesday 31 October 2006 - 15:36:27
Chipotle Mouth
There is no power on earth that can remove the taste of chipotle from your mouth. You just have to outlive that shit.
Can anyone recommend a decent way to de-chipotle yourself?
I've tried Altoids, Cough Drops, Hot Tea, Coffee, Hot Chocolate, Toothbrushing, Coke, Gum...
What is the answer?
Comment(s): 5 InternetFriday 27 October 2006 - 13:24:11
Match the Carpet to the Drapes
from
Strange New Products: "Betty Beauty is the name of a hair coloring made especially for pubic hair.
Apparently many hair salons have made the practice of providing women with a brown bag of hair coloring to match the coloring they just got put on their heads. A woman named Nancy Jarecki decided why not sell a product like this over-the-counter."
Um, yeah. Good call?
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